This is the first time ever in history that i have blogged! With that said, you people who have stumbled upon this lonely blog is in fact witnessing history. they will write text books about this one day and you will be in those text books, you will be educating young minds of the future. Now if you think about it you are kind of like Hitler. Now Hitler was a pretty bad dude, and you now have something in common with him. I am not saying you are a bad dude, or maybe you are i don't know you. All im saying is that like Hitler you can be making history right now, and like Hitler you will be in text books and help educate the people of the future. Now that we have that cleared up, I give you my bloginity. Whats that you ask? well this is my blog virginity, and it is yours to enjoy. Please be gentle for this is my first time, i warn you i may be a bit clingy but if you stick around until morning i do make a damn good omelette. Like most people you are probably going to blog and tell, and go ahead im not ashamed of what we have done here. You can tell people you toke my bloginity i wont deny it. But once you tell someone they will probably ask you the usual question "bloginity? whats that?" and now you are here faced with two choices. One, you can tell them that you just stumbled upon my blog one day and was the first to read it, "oh... thats cool i guess." is probably what they will respond with. Or Two, you can lie! Bloginity? i mean what the heck is that anyways? just tell them that you fucked me on a live cam over this blog, you made me your bitch and i cried all night long! "WHAT NO WAY!" is what your friends will say. They will start to think that you are a total bad ass, as well they will spend the rest of their lifes and their childrens lives searching for that video on the web of you robbing me of my innocence and my bloginity. In the end they will just end up with no leads and plenty of disapointment and that is exactly what i want my bloginity to bring.
RTS
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